NEW INVENTION

Brainy said to Nerdy, I have invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being."
"In what way?" asked Nerdy.
"Whenever it makes a mistake," replied Brainy, "it blames other computers."

GOD

There was two young boys Jack and Bart aged 9 and 11. both were very mischievous and would often get into trouble. their parents heard that the new clergyman was good at disciplining young boys. So decided to take Jack to the clergyman first.

The clergyman was a big man with a scar on his face. He let Jack sit on a chair and sternly asked him "Where is GOD?"

Jack's mouth dropped open. with no reply from Jack the clergyman asked again "Where is GOD?" Now Jack had become pale. Frustrated with the boy's silence the clergyman asked in a much sterner and louder voice "WHERE IS GOD?" Jack jumped off his chair and ran straight to his home and hid under his bed.

When Bart saw him, he asked him what had happened. Jack in a terrified tone replied "brother we are in BIG trouble this time. GOD is missing and they think we are responsible."

COLA SHOP

Once Bob an American decides to set up a cola shop in the Dubai dessert. Many travelers went past his shop but it did not result in good sales. Bob thought it might be due to the English advertisement on his shop. Since he did not know Arabic he decided to put pictures as advertisement, so that anyone could understand it.

He put up 3 pictures. First picture shows a tired and weary man, the second picture shows the man drinking Bob's cola and the third picture shows the man completely rejuvenated.

However after putting up the pictures the sales completely stopped. No one would buy cola from his shop. It was later that he realized that the local Arabs read from right to left.

The atheist

Once an atheist was fishing in a lonely lake. Suddenly Loch ness monster appeared. It grabbed him and threw him high up in the air and opened his mouth in order to swallow him. The man in his fear cried out aloud "Oh GOD save me."

Immediately time froze and there came a voice from the sky "I thought you did believe in me." "Forgive my ignorance GOD, but moments ago I did not believe in the Loch ness monster either." GOD replied "I see that you are believer now. I won't do any miracle to save you from certain death however i can change heart of creatures. So what would you like me to do?" After thinking for a moment the man said "Please make the monster believe in you." "So be it" replied GOD.

The time unfreezes. The man keeps falling. The monster catches the man with its hands and places him on his boat. The monster then folds his hands and prays "Oh GOD I thank you for the daily meal you have provided." And then swallows the man.

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