The atheist

Once an atheist was fishing in a lonely lake. Suddenly Loch ness monster appeared. It grabbed him and threw him high up in the air and opened his mouth in order to swallow him. The man in his fear cried out aloud "Oh GOD save me."

Immediately time froze and there came a voice from the sky "I thought you did believe in me." "Forgive my ignorance GOD, but moments ago I did not believe in the Loch ness monster either." GOD replied "I see that you are believer now. I won't do any miracle to save you from certain death however i can change heart of creatures. So what would you like me to do?" After thinking for a moment the man said "Please make the monster believe in you." "So be it" replied GOD.

The time unfreezes. The man keeps falling. The monster catches the man with its hands and places him on his boat. The monster then folds his hands and prays "Oh GOD I thank you for the daily meal you have provided." And then swallows the man.