GOD

There was two young boys Jack and Bart aged 9 and 11. both were very mischievous and would often get into trouble. their parents heard that the new clergyman was good at disciplining young boys. So decided to take Jack to the clergyman first.

The clergyman was a big man with a scar on his face. He let Jack sit on a chair and sternly asked him "Where is GOD?"

Jack's mouth dropped open. with no reply from Jack the clergyman asked again "Where is GOD?" Now Jack had become pale. Frustrated with the boy's silence the clergyman asked in a much sterner and louder voice "WHERE IS GOD?" Jack jumped off his chair and ran straight to his home and hid under his bed.

When Bart saw him, he asked him what had happened. Jack in a terrified tone replied "brother we are in BIG trouble this time. GOD is missing and they think we are responsible."